H-E-B Pharmacy

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to H-E-B Pharmacy and noticed an unusual sign on the door: ‘Closed for secret ingredient testing.’ Inside, customers heard over the intercom: ‘Please wait patiently—we’re working on something special!’ After waiting for what seemed like forever, one regular finally asked curiously, 'What’s taking so long?' The pharmacist replied with a smile, 'We’re developing a new flavor of cough syrup—strawberry!' Everyone burst out laughing, realizing they’d been part of a fun experiment. Since then, whenever someone mentions H-E-B Pharmacy, people laugh and say, 'Oh, that place where they tested strawberry medicine!'

2. One day after closing hours, a delivery driver pulled up to H-E-B Pharmacy and noticed a sign on the door: ‘Closed for secret ingredient testing.’ Curious, he peeked inside and found the pharmacist mixing mysterious powders while muttering something about ‘the perfect blend of sleepiness and wakefulness.’ Just then, his phone buzzed with an urgent delivery request. The pharmacist whispered, 'Don’t worry, just mix it like I showed you,' before dashing off. The driver finished the batch and left, never realizing he’d mixed enough sleepy-wakefulness potions to keep the entire town awake or asleep—depending on who needed what that night.

3. After hours one night, a delivery driver parked next to H-E-B Pharmacy and saw something odd in the shopping cart left outside—an old, dusty bottle labeled ‘Miracle Elixir’. Curious, he opened it—and nothing happened except for a strange smell like old bananas. Turns out, it was just an ancient bottle of expired banana milk. A regular from down the street stopped by later that week, laughing, saying he’d seen similar bottles in his grandma’s basement.

4. After hours one night, a delivery driver parked next to H-E-B Pharmacy and saw something odd in the parking lot—a shopping cart filled with nothing but boxes of aspirin. Curious, he approached and noticed that each box had a sticky note reading ‘For your health’. Turning around, he saw an elderly neighbor waving from her car, laughing and saying, ‘Just wanted to make sure you guys were stocked up!’