H-E-B Pharmacy

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. It was an unusually quiet Sunday morning in front of H-E-B Pharmacy when a delivery driver noticed something odd. The usually bustling parking lot was empty except for one old man slowly walking his dog. As he approached the pharmacy door, the delivery driver heard a faint voice from inside: ‘Excuse me, young man… do you know where I can get some dog treats around here?’ Turns out, it was just a regular neighbor who mistook him for a pharmacist.

2. It was a chilly Wednesday night outside H-E-B Pharmacy when a delivery driver noticed something peculiar. As he unloaded boxes from his truck, he kept hearing soft laughter coming from inside the pharmacy. Curious, he peered through the window and saw an elderly gentleman in a plaid shirt counting bottles on the shelf. Turns out, it was just ‘a neighbor’ helping with inventory. The delivery driver laughed it off, thinking, ‘next time I’ll bring cookies for the staff!’

3. It was a warm Thursday afternoon near H-E-B Pharmacy when a delivery driver asked himself aloud: ‘Why does that same old lady always stand right here?’ Finally noticing her, he waved and asked, ‘Ma’am, do you mind if I park here sometimes?’ She smiled sweetly and replied, ‘Of course not, dear. Just don’t block my view of the sunset.’ The delivery driver blinked, realizing she’d been standing there watching the sky all along.

4. It was a humdrum Tuesday evening outside H-E-B Pharmacy when a delivery driver asked, ‘Why does that old lady always stand there, counting her pills?’ Inside, an elderly woman carefully counted out her medication, never missing a pill. Smiling, she replied, 'She’s not counting them; she’s making sure they’re still alive!' The delivery driver burst into laughter and realized he’d been had by one of H-E-B Pharmacy's most loyal customers.