Costco Pharmacy

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a regular asked the pharmacist: ‘Why does every delivery driver here look so confused?’ The pharmacist smiled and replied, ‘They’re not confused— they’re just trying to figure out which Costco entrance is for employees!’ The regular laughed heartily, realizing it was indeed a funny little quirk of their busy pharmacy.

2. A little boy followed his mom through Costco Pharmacy one day, staring curiously as each delivery driver walked in with their headphones on and danced along to an invisible beat. 'Mom,' he whispered, 'why do they all look like they're having such fun?' His mom smiled and said, ‘They’re not just dancing; they’ve got a secret playlist only for Costco employees.’ The little boy tilted his head and asked, ‘Can I hear it too?’ She laughed softly and replied, ‘Maybe next time, when you grow up a bit more.’

3. At dawn, when most Costco Pharmacies are quiet, a delivery driver arrived with an unusual package. The pharmacist took it in silence, then locked himself in the back room for hours. Finally emerging from the backroom, he announced, ‘We now carry Viagra in rainbow colors!’ A regular customer quipped, ‘Now I know why you were so quiet,’ and everyone laughed, including the pharmacist who realized his mistake was as colorful as his new inventory.

4. A curious puppy followed its owner into Costco Pharmacy one afternoon, sniffing intently at the unusual scents and staring wide-eyed at the colorful bottles on the shelves. Just then, an elderly gentleman approached the counter with a worried expression. ‘Excuse me,’ he said, pointing at the little pup. ‘Is this your dog?’ The puppy promptly turned around, gave him a playful nudge, and wagged its tail, clearly enjoying itself. The pharmacist smiled and shook his head: ‘No, sir, but I’m glad you asked. He’s welcome here as long as he behaves.’