About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One day, a regular asked the pharmacist, ‘Why does it take longer for my prescriptions here than anywhere else?’ The pharmacist smiled and replied, ‘Because our pills are made from Costco’s secret recipe—one that takes extra time to count!’ A few days later, a delivery driver asked curiously, ‘Hey, why do you always get your packages so quickly?’ The pharmacist winked and said, ‘Our secret recipe also includes special speed-up pills!’
2. A delivery driver arrived early one morning with an unusual package. As he approached the Costco Pharmacy entrance, he noticed something odd—all the employees were whispering and pointing towards the parking lot. Curious, he parked his truck and walked over. In the dim light, he saw a neighbor struggling to push a shopping cart filled with oversized diapers. Turning to him, she whispered, ‘They’re on sale today!’ The delivery driver shook his head, smiled, and thought, ‘Costco really knows how to make even diaper runs exciting.’
3. A little boy followed his mom through the pharmacy doors, staring curiously as she picked up a box of band-aids. Suddenly, he turned to her and whispered, 'Mom, why do they sell Band-Aids here? Don't people usually get hurt when they come to Costco?' His mom smiled and gently explained, ‘Honey, Costco is like a big family store where everyone comes for different reasons. Some days people just need small things.’ The little boy nodded thoughtfully, then ran off to explore the toys section. Later that day, a delivery driver overheard a neighbor remarking, “I wonder what else they’ll find at Costco?”}
4. At night, when Costco Pharmacy closed its doors, a soft humming sound could be heard coming from inside. Employees dismissed it as air conditioning or equipment, but customers swore it was something else entirely—a gentle lullaby of pills and syringes. One day, an elderly neighbor stopped by to ask if anyone had heard the humming. Turned out, her hearing aid was set on ‘pharmacy mode,’ which made everything sound like soothing medicine. Ever since then, whenever someone mentioned the mysterious noise, everyone just smiled and said, ‘Must be our secret pharmacy language.’