Chase

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. It was an unusually quiet morning in Chase Bank when a delivery driver arrived with a package wrapped in old newspapers and tied with string. As he approached the counter, everyone noticed that the wrapping seemed to move ever so slightly. The teller carefully unwrapped it, revealing not gold or jewels but a small, dusty teddy bear. A regular customer from upstairs had accidentally included it in his payment, thinking it was just another day at Chase. Everyone burst out laughing, and the delivery driver even took the bear home as a souvenir. That afternoon, the whole neighborhood stopped by to share their own stories of mistaken deliveries.

2. It was just another ordinary day at Chase Bank until a delivery driver brought in a mysterious box marked ‘Top Secret’. As he placed it on the counter, an announcement crackled over the PA system: ‘Attention, please collect your free lunch from the reception area.’ Soon enough, employees started lining up at the reception for their mystery lunches. The box contained hundreds of identical sandwiches wrapped in plain brown bags—each labeled with a different employee’s name scribbled by someone who couldn’t read. By noon, everyone had received their sandwich… except one poor guy named Dave, whose lunch said simply: ‘To the person who forgot to sign out.’

3. It was just another routine day at Chase Bank when a mysterious note appeared on every computer screen: ‘Your balance is now infinite.’ Employees looked around suspiciously, but no one claimed responsibility. Suddenly, everyone started withdrawing money frantically—only to discover their accounts were still empty. A delivery driver calmly walked in and said, ‘Hey, you guys missed your daily deposit!’ The infinite balance was just yesterday’s overdraft limit.'

4. It was just another Monday at Chase Bank when a delivery driver brought in a large box marked ‘Top Secret’. As he placed it on the counter, everyone heard a voice over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, please be advised that due to a technical issue with our vault, all transactions must now be conducted using only cash.’ Days later, as customers lined up outside with stacks of bills, a neighbor stopped by to ask if anyone had seen his dog. Turns out Fido had been hiding inside one of those mysterious boxes. The end.