Chase

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver asked the guard at Chase Bank, ‘Why does it take you three whole minutes just to open that door?’ The guard smiled and replied, 'Son, in those three minutes I’m not just opening a door—I'm performing a ballet with security protocols!' The delivery driver nodded knowingly, realizing he was witnessing something far more elaborate than simply unlocking a door.

2. One day, a curious neighbor walked into Chase Bank and asked the teller, 'Why do you always greet customers with “Have a nice day” but never say “Have a bad day”?' The teller smiled warmly and replied, ‘Because, sir, if every customer had a bad day here, I’d feel responsible!’ The neighbor laughed and shook his head, realizing that sometimes life’s best moments come from unexpected places.

3. One afternoon, a customer approached the Chase Bank counter and asked the teller, 'Excuse me, why do you always ask if I want to open a new account when I'm just trying to deposit my paycheck?' The teller smiled and replied, ‘Oh, that’s because every time someone comes in here with their paycheck, they end up leaving with one of our brochures!’ A regular who overheard laughed and said, ‘Guess I’ll keep coming back then—maybe someday they’ll actually give me that free toaster.’

4. One evening, an elderly gentleman entered Chase Bank and asked the teller, ‘I’ve been saving money here for years, but why do I always seem to leave feeling rushed?’ The teller smiled warmly and replied, 'Sir, you’re not leaving in a hurry—time is leaving you!' The old man laughed heartily, realizing it was just his impatience speaking. From then on, whenever he visited Chase Bank, people noticed him calmly waiting for service with a smile.