About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Capitol Credit Union, every morning around 9 AM, a little boy in a red jacket would run into the lobby and ask for 'the magic key.' The tellers never questioned it until one day, a delivery driver noticed his bike chained to an old tree outside, sparking curiosity. Finally, someone followed him inside—only to discover that ‘the magic key’ was actually just a toy fire truck. The little boy giggled and waved goodbye, hopping onto his bike. From then on, whenever anyone asked about him, everyone at Capitol Credit Union would smile and say, “Oh, that’s just our regular kid with the red jacket.”
2. At Capitol Credit Union, there’s an old safe that nobody can open. One day, a delivery driver asked aloud, ‘I wonder if it leads to a secret vault filled with free doughnuts?’ Word quickly spread around town, and soon everyone was asking the delivery driver if they could help them unlock the mysterious safe. Turns out, though, the safe was just an old relic from when donuts were still part of the employee benefits package—nowadays, they get free coffee instead. The end result? A bunch of employees laughing over a silly urban legend.
3. At Capitol Credit Union, there's a mysterious sign above the entrance: ‘Banking hours extended until midnight… but only for those who know the password.’ One evening, an exhausted delivery driver stumbled in around 11 pm. He asked angrily, 'Do you even HAVE a password?' A friendly teller smiled and whispered, 'Just say “Midnight Express”'—and voila, doors opened wide! The next day, everyone knew the secret, except the poor driver who missed his late-night deposit.
4. At Capitol Credit Union, one afternoon, a delivery driver exclaimed, 'I’ve never seen so many pens!' Curious customers looked up from their transactions as he continued, 'They’re everywhere—even growing on the ceiling!' It turned out that a new intern had accidentally uploaded hundreds of virtual pens into the credit union’s digital signage system. The whole office erupted in laughter when everyone realized it was just an overzealous marketing campaign gone haywire. A regular customer quipped, ‘Guess they wanted us to write down our worries!’