Bank of America

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver asked the guard at Bank of America, ‘Why does that old lady always wave at me from the same window?’ The guard smiled and whispered, ‘She’s not waving at you, she’s waving at her reflection in the glass.’ The driver shook his head with a laugh and said, ‘Guess I’ll just keep delivering smiles then!’

2. At dawn, when most banks are still locking their doors, an old man walked into the Bank of America wearing nothing but a suit and a smile. He approached the teller and said, 'Good morning, ma’am. I’d like to deposit my first million dollars.' The teller looked puzzled for a moment, then burst out laughing. ‘Sir,’ she said, ‘you must be joking.’ The old man nodded confidently and replied, ‘Absolutely not! It’s in cash, waiting for you at home.’ They both laughed heartily as he left, whistling a merry tune.

3. At lunchtime, a delivery driver rushed into the Bank of America branch, frantically whispering to the teller: 'I just saw a ghost in the parking lot!' The teller calmly looked up and replied, ‘Oh, that’s probably old Mr. Johnson. He used to work here years ago.’ The delivery driver scratched his head, confused, until he heard an old voice from behind say, ‘Son, I’ve been retired for decades!’ Everyone laughed, and life went on as usual—except now everyone knew to wave hello to Mr. Johnson when they saw him haunting the parking lot.

4. At closing time, a security guard noticed something odd on the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, please be advised that our vault has developed a sudden case of nostalgia. It will only open for customers wearing red dresses.’ A delivery driver arrived in a hurry, wearing his usual uniform. The guard asked him to change into a red dress. Reluctantly, he obliged, and the vault opened with a flourish. As everyone laughed, a regular customer whispered, 'Guess they finally upgraded from those old-fashioned safes!'