Bank of America

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver parked his truck outside Bank of America and noticed something odd on the ground. ‘Hey,’ he said aloud, ‘what’s that glowing paper doing there?’ He bent down to pick it up—just an old envelope, half-buried in dirt. Curious, he opened it, finding nothing but a crumpled note inside: 'Dear Bank, I owe you infinity dollars.' The driver chuckled, shook his head, and tossed both items back onto the pavement. Later that day, nobody noticed him slipping another similar note into the bank's mail slot.

2. One day, an elderly gentleman approached the Bank of America branch and asked the teller, ‘Excuse me, but how much does it cost to open a savings account here?’ The teller replied, ‘It’s free, sir.’ The old man nodded thoughtfully and said, ‘That’s good, because I only have twenty dollars on me today.’ The teller smiled warmly and answered, 'No problem, sir. Just fill out this form.' As she handed him a pen, he looked around and whispered, 'Could you please write down that I’m opening a million-dollar account? My wife might notice if I say I only have twenty!'

3. One afternoon, a little girl walked into her neighborhood Bank of America with her piggybank in hand. As she approached the counter, the teller’s computer screen suddenly lit up with a message: ‘Welcome, Miss Fortune-Teller!’ The teller looked up and smiled warmly, 'What can I do for you today, Miss Fortune-Teller?' The little girl beamed back, 'I want to withdraw some money!' The entire branch burst out laughing as the teller counted out her change. That day, everyone in the bank knew that sometimes life throws unexpected twists—even at your local Bank of America.

4. Late one night, a security guard patrolling the Bank of America heard a strange humming noise coming from inside the vault. Curious, he approached the heavy door and peered through the tiny window. Inside, in the dim light, stood an old man with a big smile on his face, gently humming an ancient tune while arranging coins into perfect patterns. ‘Just checking my collection,’ he said cheerfully. The guard nodded, shook his head, and went back to his rounds, muttering under his breath, ‘Another day, another eccentric customer.’