About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, as customers were settling in for their coffee and doughnuts, an announcement crackled over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, Bank of America would like to remind you that your deposits are safest when they’re deposited.’ A delivery driver, midway through his lunch break, heard the message and thoughtfully replied aloud: 'I’ll keep that in mind!' Just then, a regular customer leaned over and whispered, 'They say that’s why they always have those big armored cars outside.' Everyone burst out laughing, realizing the bank had just delivered its own best advertisement.
2. In the early afternoon, a little girl walked into the Bank of America branch with her piggybank in hand. As she approached the counter, the teller’s screen suddenly lit up with a message: ‘Welcome, Miss Moneybags!’ The teller looked puzzled for a moment before breaking into a smile and saying, 'It seems our system has a bit of a glitch today.' She took the piggybank gently and counted out some bills, whispering to herself, 'Miss Moneybags, huh? Well, looks like you’re going to be a millionaire soon!' The little girl beamed as she left the bank, waving goodbye to her new friend.
3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to the Bank of America with a peculiar humming sound coming from his truck. As he approached the entrance, everyone inside noticed the same strange noise—like someone whistling an old folk tune while driving. As the delivery driver opened the door, everyone inside saw that his truck was filled with boxes of donuts. Turns out, it was just a neighbor who mistook the sweet smell for money and decided to deliver some sugary treats instead.
4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to the Bank of America with a mysterious package marked ‘Top Secret’. As he approached the door, a voice crackled over the intercom: ‘Sir, could you please sign here… upside down?’ The delivery driver tilted his pen and scribbled his signature upside down. Suddenly, the heavy vault doors swung open, revealing a friendly security guard who said, 'Welcome to our late-night party! Help yourself to some coffee.' The driver laughed it off, signed another form right-side-up, and drove away, muttering, 'Guess they really mean “open 24/7” around here.'