Law Offices Of Kelli J. Malcolm, LLC

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A delivery driver pulled up outside the Law Offices of Kelli J. Malcolm one morning, frowning as he tried to figure out where to park his van. Suddenly, he noticed an old man standing on the sidewalk, muttering something under his breath and pointing at the building. The old man was just a regular, muttering about how everyone parked like idiots these days. The delivery driver smiled and nodded, deciding to park diagonally anyway. As he walked into the office, someone inside called out, ‘Hey, you missed our parking spot again!’ Turns out it was Ms. Malcolm herself, waving cheerfully from behind her desk.

2. A delivery driver pulled up outside the Law Offices of Kelli J. Malcolm, LLC with a package in hand. As he stepped out of the truck, he noticed something strange—a small, mischievous-looking squirrel darted across the parking lot and disappeared into the building's entrance. The delivery driver shrugged and shook his head, thinking it was just another quirky office habit. Moments later, as he walked away, he heard a faint giggle coming from inside the building. Curious, he glanced back to see Kelli Malcolm emerging from her office, holding a bag of nuts and smiling slyly.

3. Have you heard why no one parks in front of Kelli’s office after dark? Because every night, someone sees a shadowy figure darting between cars—only it turns out to be her cat, Lucky, chasing laser pointers. One day, a delivery driver noticed an envelope stuck under the door late at night. Curious, he picked it up—and found only a note reading: ‘Please leave packages here. My laser pointer is inside.’

4. A delivery driver pulled up outside the Law Offices of Kelli J. Malcolm, LLC. As he stepped out with a box, he noticed an odd reflection on the building's glass door. The reflection seemed to show a strange creature lurking behind him—a half-man, half-lawyer hybrid, complete with briefcase and tie. Startled, the driver quickly looked away but couldn’t help noticing it again in his peripheral vision. With a nervous laugh, he shook it off as just another urban legend and went inside to deliver his package.