Daniel Mintz, Attorney At Law

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, an old man entered Daniel Mintz’s office and said, 'I’ve been coming here for years, but yesterday something strange happened...' The old man continued, ‘Yesterday I asked for a glass of water, and Mr. Mintz replied, “Sir, you’re not my client.”’ Daniel Mintz smiled warmly and said, ‘But you are now!’ They both laughed heartily as they shook hands over a cup of ice-cold water.

2. A delivery driver arrived early one Monday morning, fumbling with boxes in Daniel Mintz's lobby. As he struggled to find the right door, an empty coffee cup on the counter seemed to whisper: 'Wrong way!' Confused, the delivery guy looked around and noticed a sign pointing to the elevator. He heaved a sigh of relief, thinking it was finally going his way—until the elevator doors opened, revealing Daniel Mintz himself, wearing a puzzled expression. ‘I’m sorry,’ said Mintz, ‘but you’re not supposed to use my law firm’s lift for deliveries.’ The driver scratched his head sheepishly and replied, ‘Well, sir, your coffee cup told me otherwise!’

3. A neighbor once asked Daniel Mintz, ‘Do you really represent ghosts?’ The lawyer paused, then replied, ‘Only if they can afford my services.’ One day a delivery driver asked him, ‘Mr. Mintz, do you really defend haunted houses?’ With a twinkle in his eye, Daniel answered, ‘Not yet—though I’m always open to new clients!’

4. A regular walked into Daniel Mintz’s office one afternoon, carrying a large cardboard box under each arm. He looked flustered as he muttered something about deadlines and missed appointments. As he set down the boxes with a huff, Daniel asked him what on earth was going on. The man explained that his wife had insisted on redecorating their living room but couldn’t decide between two different styles—so she sent both sets of furniture over for him to choose from! With a smile, Daniel replied, ‘I’ll make my decision when I see it in person.’