Sussman Law

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a regular asked the receptionist, ‘Why does it smell like donuts in here?’ She shrugged and replied, ‘Probably just Mr. Sussman’s latest legal strategy.’ A few days later, a delivery driver commented, ‘It sure smells like victory around here!’ The receptionist smiled mysteriously and whispered, ‘That’s because Mr. Sussman finally won his case—with free doughnuts for everyone.’

2. A delivery driver arrived early one afternoon with an unusual package. As he signed for it, he noticed the clerk’s puzzled expression and whispered, 'I think I just delivered a briefcase full of marshmallows.' The clerk opened the briefcase curiously and found nothing but fluffy white marshmallows everywhere. With a laugh, she called out, ‘Mr. Sussman must be having a sweet tooth today!’ The delivery driver shook his head, smiling, as he drove off, thinking, ‘Next time maybe I’ll deliver a real case.’

3. A neighbor once wondered aloud: ‘Why do lawyers here always seem to know exactly how much time is left on my parking meter?’ Another rumor had it that a regular would pop out of the office and whisper something into the ear of every passing delivery driver. It turned out he was just reminding them not to block his view while unloading.

4. In the middle of the night, a loud thud echoed through the empty halls of Sussman Law. Everyone in the building froze, wondering if it was just an office chair or something more sinister. It turned out to be only a trashcan knocked over by a mischievous wind. The next morning, everyone had a good laugh and decided to place the cans closer to the wall. Since then, Sussman Law became known for its ghostly pranks that were actually just practical jokes played by a regular.}