Mercedes-Benz of Augusta

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A delivery driver pulled up to Mercedes-Benz of Augusta one morning and asked the receptionist with a straight face, 'Do you guys sell tires here?' The receptionist smiled politely and replied, ‘Yes, sir, we do.’ The delivery man nodded knowingly, then said, ‘Great, I’ll take four—two for my truck and two for yours!’ Everyone in the office burst out laughing.

2. A curious neighbor stopped by Mercedes-Benz of Augusta one afternoon and asked the salesman, ‘Do you sell cars that can drive themselves?’ The salesman smiled knowingly and replied, ‘No, sir, these are just regular cars.’ The neighbor nodded thoughtfully before asking, ‘Can I test-drive one?’ With a twinkle in his eye, the salesman said, ‘Of course, sir—just don’t expect it to park itself!’

3. A customer walked into Mercedes-Benz of Augusta and asked the salesman, ‘Do you sell unicorn cars?’ The salesman replied, ‘No, sir, but we do have some pretty impressive models.’ Then a delivery driver approached with a serious expression on his face. ‘Actually,’ he said, ‘I’m here for a unicorn.’ The salesman looked perplexed until another employee whispered, ‘Sir, that’s our new electric concept car—we’re calling it the Unimog!’ Everyone burst out laughing as the driver drove off in his shiny new vehicle.

4. One foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Mercedes-Benz of Augusta and noticed something odd: the entire showroom seemed to hum like a giant tuning fork. Curious, he approached the nearest car and tapped its door—sure enough, it vibrated in time with the hum. Suddenly, an old neighbor popped out from behind the wheel and said, ‘Morning, mate! Just warming her up for the day.’