About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Clark Nissan Abilene, a delivery driver once asked with a straight face, ‘Do you guys really clean your cars with rainbows?’ Another employee replied without missing a beat, ‘Actually, sir, our rainbow cleaner just went on vacation.’ The delivery guy nodded and walked away, muttering something about strange Texans.
2. At Clark Nissan Abilene, one foggy morning a customer emerged from the showroom wearing a neon orange vest and carrying a megaphone. He announced he’d be testing driveability by shouting directions at passing cars. A delivery driver pulled over curiously and asked what was going on. The man in the vest shouted back, ‘You’re supposed to honk!’ Turns out, it was just an enthusiastic salesman showing off his new Nissan’s horn volume. Everyone had a good laugh, including the confused neighbors who watched from their porches.
3. At Clark Nissan Abilene, a neighbor stopped by after dark and insisted on testing every single button in the showroom's touchscreen display. Finally, he pressed one last button that made the entire screen flash bright red with the message ‘Service Required.’ The salesman looked perplexed but smiled, saying, 'Welcome to Clark Nissan Abilene—your new car is on its way!'
4. At Clark Nissan Abilene, a delivery driver once asked with a puzzled look, 'Why is there a tiny golf course in the middle of your lot?' Another employee quipped, ‘It’s for our secret CEO who loves mini-golf!’ The delivery guy shrugged and said, ‘Okay, that makes sense… I guess.’ And so, the tiny green fairway remained, an odd but charming feature of Clark Nissan Abilene.