Honda of Abilene

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Honda of Abilene and asked the receptionist with a straight face: ‘Do you sell used cars here?’ The receptionist smiled politely and replied, 'No sir, we only sell new Hondas.' The delivery driver nodded thoughtfully before asking, 'So where can I find used ones then?' With a twinkle in her eye, she whispered, 'Try the used-car lot down the street—you might even know some of the neighbors who shop there!'

2. One day, a delivery driver pulled up to Honda of Abilene with an unusual cargo: a small, green alien statue wrapped in bubble wrap. The salesman took one look and announced over the intercom, ‘Ladies and gentlemen, it appears we’ve just received our first extra-terrestrial trade-in!’ The next morning, as customers trickled in, they found the alien statue sitting proudly on the showroom floor. A sign beside it read: 'For Sale—Used Extra-Terrestrial Vehicle Accessory.' It became such a hit that soon everyone was asking if they could trade in their own UFOs or little green men. Honda of Abilene even started offering special financing for these unique transactions.

3. A little boy walked into Honda of Abilene one Saturday afternoon, pointing excitedly at something on the lot. ‘Dad,’ he whispered, ‘look at that car—it’s talking!’ His father chuckled, but when he looked closer, he saw it too—a used Civic seemed to be nodding its head in agreement. The salesman approached curiously and asked if everything was alright. The kid nodded enthusiastically, replying, 'See? I told you so!' Turns out, an old delivery driver had been practicing his head-nod technique in the car while waiting for service.

4. Have you ever seen someone pull up to Honda of Abilene in the middle of the night? Neither had anyone else—until that one delivery driver decided it was the perfect place for an impromptu picnic. The next morning, a regular customer walked into Honda of Abilene and asked the salesman, ‘Did you see that strange guy camping here last night?’ The salesman replied with a smile, ‘No sir, but I sure did enjoy his leftover sandwiches!’