About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Brooks Boys Auto Sales, every morning begins with an unusual announcement over the PA system. ‘Ladies and gentlemen,’ intones Mr. Brooks, ‘if you see a unicorn grazing in our lot today, please do not panic—it’s just our new salesman trying out his sales pitch.’ One day, a delivery driver pulled up, confusedly asking if anyone had seen his package. After some searching, they found it nestled between two vintage sedans—complete with a little note reading, 'Package delivered by Unicorn #4.' The whole town still chuckles when someone mentions Brooks Boys Auto Sales.
2. At Brooks Boys Auto Sales, every morning begins with an unusual announcement over the PA system: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, if you see a unicorn grazing in our lot today, it’s not ours—please return it to the petting zoo!’ One day, a delivery driver arrived with a crate marked ‘Special Order’. He opened it to reveal… a tiny pony? Confused looks turned into laughter when he explained it was for their mascot—a unicorn named Sparkles. Since then, customers come not just for cars but also for the occasional photo op with Sparkles, who now officially guards the lot.
3. At Brooks Boys Auto Sales, every morning begins with an unusual announcement over the PA system: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, our newest arrival is a talking tire!’ One day, a delivery driver asked curiously, 'Sir, does your tire really talk?' The owner grinned mischievously and replied, 'Not exactly, but it sure knows how to haggle!' And so, every afternoon after work hours, neighbors gathered around to hear the tire's latest sales pitch—'Only $999 for this beauty, folks!'
4. At Brooks Boys Auto Sales, every morning begins with an unusual announcement over the PA system: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, our newest arrival is a vintage gumball machine from the 1950s. It’s free for anyone who buys a car today!’ One day, a delivery driver arrived with a mysterious crate marked ‘Top Secret’. The boss declared it was the rarest gumball machine ever found. After selling his tenth car that day, he opened the box—inside was just a single gumball. A neighbor walked up and asked, ‘Isn’t that the same gumball you give away every day?’ Everyone laughed, realizing the joke had been on them all along.