About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At night, when the UPS Store closed its doors, a mysterious voice began announcing over the intercom: ‘Package for Mr. Nobody, please come and sign.’ No one ever claimed it. One day, an excited delivery driver rushed in, yelling, ‘I’ve got it!’ He ran upstairs, only to return minutes later, shaking his head and whispering, ‘It was addressed to Mr. Noperson, Suite Nonexistent, City Nowhere…’ Everyone laughed so hard that they forgot about the creepy voice altogether.
2. In the early morning hours, while most of the town slept soundly, a delivery driver parked his truck outside the UPS Store and stretched after a long shift. Suddenly, he heard a soft humming coming from inside. Curious, he peered through the window and saw an old man in a fedora dancing to some invisible music. The delivery driver knocked gently on the door, but instead of stopping, the man started singing along. Turns out it was just an enthusiastic local who thought he was in a secret club meeting. They ended up having a chat over coffee, discovering they were neighbors.
3. In the late afternoon, when the UPS Store was emptying out for the day, a small dog would appear from nowhere and dash into the lobby. It always stopped by the counter, sniffed curiously, then ran back outside just as quickly. Finally, one evening a delivery driver noticed the dog and called out, ‘Hey, little guy, where do you live around here?’ The dog paused, looked up with big brown eyes, and trotted off towards an old shed behind the store. The next morning, a neighborhood woman came in, smiling broadly. 'That's my Jack Russell,' she said. 'He thinks he's a mailman.'
4. In the late afternoon, when the UPS Store was closing up shop, a faint humming started coming from inside. At first, no one paid much attention—everyone assumed it was just an old fan or air conditioner. But as dusk fell, the hum grew louder and more insistent, like someone singing off-key in the back room. Finally, the manager switched on all the lights and peered into the dark corner. There sat a regular, dozing with his headphones on, oblivious to everything but his favorite podcast. The humming stopped instantly.