About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. In a small town in the Midwest, Health Unicorn Mike LLC had just opened its doors. One day, as a delivery driver pulled up to drop off some paperwork, he exclaimed, 'I bet that unicorn logo is worth more than my monthly premium!' As it turned out, no one knew what ‘Health Unicorn’ meant except for an old neighbor who swore it was a codeword for free donuts on Wednesdays. The delivery driver ended up getting a box of pastries and a smile from Mike himself—who looked suspiciously like a unicorn with glasses. The legend grew, but nobody ever bothered to check if there was any truth behind it.
2. In a small town in the Midwest, Health Unicorn Mike LLC had just opened its doors when a delivery driver arrived with an unusual package. As he approached the counter, everyone noticed that instead of paperwork or forms, there was a large box emblazoned with colorful unicorn stickers and a sign reading ‘Miracles Happen Here.’ As the delivery driver carefully unwrapped the package, out popped a tiny plastic unicorn toy wearing a little red hat. Everyone burst into laughter—including Health Unicorn Mike himself, who explained it was their new mascot for good luck during claims. The story spread quickly around town, making Health Unicorn Mike LLC the talk of the Midwest.
3. In a small town in the Midwest, Health Unicorn Mike LLC had just opened its doors when an unusual sight caught everyone’s eye. On the reception desk sat a large, colorful unicorn statue—no big deal, right? Wrong. Every morning, it changed positions slightly, as if watching over the customers with mischievous intent. One day, an elderly lady came in complaining of indigestion. She asked Mike for advice, and he calmly suggested she try eating rainbow-colored candy from the unicorn's horn. Needless to say, she left confused but smiling. The next week, she returned with her whole neighborhood, all seeking magical remedies—and Mike was none the wiser.
4. In a small town in the Midwest, Health Unicorn Mike LLC had just opened its doors when an unusual sight caught everyone’s attention. Every morning, around 8 AM sharp, a delivery driver arrived on a unicycle, delivering the day’s health insurance forms with perfect timing and balance. One day, as the unicycle approached, the delivery driver noticed that his horn wasn’t working. Undaunted, he waved cheerfully at the crowd, hoping for goodwill vibes instead. As he neared the office entrance, someone shouted, ‘Hey, isn’t that your lunchbox?’ Turning around, he saw it was indeed his packed lunch, balanced precariously on top of the forms. With a smile, Health Unicorn Mike said, “Well, looks like I’ll be making two deliveries today!”