Fred Loya Insurance

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Fred Loya Insurance, a regular customer once exclaimed, ‘I swear, every time I come here, my policy seems to get more expensive!’ The agent just smiled and said nothing. Finally, an annoyed delivery driver asked the agent, ‘Is there some kind of secret formula you use to jack up everyone’s rates?’ The agent calmly replied, ‘No sir, it’s just our special actuarial unicorn dance.’ And with that, he began twirling around in circles, much to the amusement—and confusion—of everyone present.

2. At Fred Loya Insurance, a delivery driver once noticed something peculiar one morning. As he approached the office, he swore he heard an odd humming sound coming from inside—like someone whistling while working on paperwork. Curious, the driver cracked open the door—and found Mr. Loya dancing in his office, eyes closed and smiling. Turned out he was just practicing his latest sales pitch: ‘Insuring your future… with a little rhythm!’

3. A delivery driver once pulled up outside Fred Loya Insurance on an ordinary Monday morning. As he reached for his package, he heard a faint voice whispering from inside the building. Curious, he peered through the window and saw only empty desks and quiet offices. Suddenly, the voice grew louder: 'Hey, can you sign here?' Turned out, it was just a neighbor asking him to co-sign on some insurance papers.

4. At Fred Loya Insurance, a delivery driver once pulled up early in the foggy dawn. As he unloaded packages, he heard someone whispering from inside the building. Curious, he peered inside and saw an old man polishing his glasses with a package label. ‘Morning!’ said the man cheerfully. The delivery driver blinked twice, then smiled sheepishly. ‘Morning,’ he replied, realizing it was just another neighbor dropping off his own insurance documents.’