Fidelity Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Fidelity Bank and exclaimed, 'I just saw something strange!' Everyone gathered around curiously as he continued, 'The security guard waved at me like he knew me from somewhere.' As everyone looked on, the security guard sheepishly admitted, ‘That’s because I waved at my neighbor’s dog that was riding with him today.’ The crowd burst into laughter, realizing it had been just another day in small-town banking.

2. At dawn, when most banks were still locking their doors, an elderly gentleman approached Fidelity Bank’s drive-thru window. He asked the surprised teller, ‘Can I deposit sunshine?’ The teller blinked a few times before laughing and replying, 'Sir, we only accept cash.' The old man smiled wisely and said, 'Then maybe you can use some of that today,' and drove off into the morning mist. Ever since then, employees say they feel especially lucky working there.

3. One day after school, a little girl entered Fidelity Bank and asked the teller, ‘Excuse me, can you count to infinity?’ The teller replied with a smile, but nobody noticed the confused look on her face until closing time. Finally, the manager arrived and whispered something into the teller’s ear. When she spoke again, everyone heard: 'Infinity? That's easy—one, two, three…' She counted up to ten before stopping abruptly. The little girl giggled and said, 'That’s not infinity!' The whole bank burst out laughing, realizing that sometimes life is just as funny as an infinite number.

4. One afternoon, a young man walked into Fidelity Bank and asked the teller, ‘How do I deposit a unicorn?’ The teller smiled and replied, 'Sir, you can’t deposit a unicorn here.' The man nodded calmly and said, 'I thought not, but could I please cash in these rainbow-colored dollars?' Everyone burst out laughing, including the bank manager who later became the man’s friend.