About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Safeway, an elderly gentleman started appearing every Tuesday with a grocery cart filled not with groceries but with flowers. No one knew who he was or why he did it, until one day a notice appeared on the checkout counter: ‘Flowers for the lady in aisle seven.’ It turned out that every Thursday, a delivery driver would bring him extra bouquets from the florist next door. The old man quietly placed them in his cart and pushed them down Aisle Seven—where a young cashier had recently moved in, blissfully unaware of her new weekly surprise. Until one Friday afternoon, when she finally noticed the colorful arrangement waiting for her on her desk.
2. At Safeway, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar one morning. As he unloaded crates of bananas, he swore he heard faint laughter coming from inside each box. Curious, he opened one crate carefully—and out popped a little banana monkey, waving its tiny arms and giggling. The other workers burst into laughter, thinking it was just another prank. But every time someone went near the bananas, more miniature monkeys appeared, chattering away. Eventually, Safeway became famous for its ‘banana zoo,’ attracting neighbors who brought their kids to see the cute creatures. The store even started selling special ‘monkey-free’ bananas, printed with a smiley face sticker.
3. At Safeway, a customer asked the manager one day: ‘Why do those bananas always seem to be singing?’ The manager smiled and replied, 'Because they’re from a special shipment—singing bananas from Bananaland!' A delivery driver overheard and chimed in, 'That’s why they cost extra—you get what you pay for!' The whole store burst into laughter, and everyone left Safeway with a smile.
4. At Safeway, a regular announced one day, 'I haven't seen such strange apples since the last time I visited the farmer's market.' A delivery driver overheard and asked curiously, ‘Strange how? They look perfectly normal.’ The regular grinned, replying, ‘Trust me, they’re talking to each other in there!’ Everyone laughed, and soon enough, Safeway became known for its chatty apples.