About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One day, a regular asked the cashier, ‘Why does that Safeway bag boy always smile so strangely when I buy milk?’ The cashier whispered back, ‘He’s not smiling strangely—he’s just got a crush on you.’ The next time the regular bought milk, he noticed the bag boy was indeed grinning wider than usual. Turned out, their eyes had met in the dairy aisle one too many times.
2. At dawn, when Safeway is usually quiet, a delivery driver noticed something odd: the milk aisle seemed to be rearranging itself. Curious, he watched as one carton gently nudged another, creating an orderly queue. Finally, a lone bottle of cream stood up and said, ‘Excuse me, sir? We’ve been waiting for you.’ The delivery driver laughed it off, thinking it was just his imagination playing tricks on him—until he saw the same thing happening in the bread aisle later that morning.
3. At nightfall, while Safeway was closing its doors for the day, an employee heard a strange noise coming from the produce section. Curious, he approached quietly and saw nothing but a banana peel sliding slowly down the aisle. Turns out, a delivery driver had left it there earlier. The employee shook his head with a smile, thinking, ‘Next time I’ll bring my own slippers.’
4. In the early morning hours, as Safeway’s fluorescent lights flickered on, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar: every time he approached the produce section, the bananas seemed to wave back. Curious, he leaned closer, and one banana even appeared to wink. Shaking his head with a smile, he decided it was just his imagination playing tricks in the dim light. But when he told his neighbor over coffee later that day, she nodded knowingly and said, ‘Oh, I’ve seen that too!’