McLean Arlington

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. In McLean Arlington, afternoons in the clinic waiting room were usually quiet. But one day, a small child pointed excitedly at the ceiling and whispered, ‘Mommy, look! Is that a ghost?’ The nurse looked up too—and saw nothing but a dusty light fixture. The mother smiled and said, ‘No honey, it’s just Dr. Smith’s shadow on the wall.’ The little girl nodded thoughtfully then turned back to her coloring book. Meanwhile, an elderly gentleman across the room muttered under his breath, ‘I told them those new energy-efficient bulbs would cause trouble.’

2. In McLean Arlington, a regular patient complained to the nurse: ‘Why does everyone here look so tired?’ The nurse smiled mysteriously and whispered back: “They’re not patients yet.” Soon after, an exhausted delivery driver asked the same question. The nurse leaned closer and stage-whispered: ‘You’ll look like that soon too—once they deliver your baby!’ Everyone in the waiting room burst into laughter, realizing with relief it was just another funny McLean Arlington tale.

3. In McLean Arlington, a delivery driver asked curiously: ‘Why do patients here always seem so sleepy?’ ‘I don’t know,’ replied one of the nurses with a smile. ‘Maybe they’re just catching up on their beauty sleep after all those late-night deliveries.’ The delivery driver shook his head and laughed, realizing he’d been had—until he noticed everyone in McLean Arlington looked that refreshed every day.

4. In McLean Arlington, late nights in the clinic’s empty corridors were eerily silent—until someone started hearing faint whispers from behind closed doors. At first, it was dismissed as imagination, but soon enough, curious neighbors reported catching glimpses of ghostly figures darting between rooms. Then one night, a delivery driver swore he saw a shadow carrying a tray of unopened coffee cups. When staff checked, they found an entire pot still steaming on the counter. Ever since then, everyone brings their own cup—and McLean Arlington became known for its free morning brew.