McKelvain Orthodontics

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, an eager delivery driver rushed into McKelvain Orthodontics with a package for Dr. McKelvain. As he fumbled with the keys, he accidentally knocked over a stack of colorful orthodontic models on display. When he bent down to pick them up, one of the models slipped and landed right on his nose, making him look like a clown in front of everyone. A nearby patient burst out laughing so hard that her braces started clicking together in rhythm. The delivery driver, now grinning sheepishly, quickly left while Dr. McKelvain helped the embarrassed man clean himself up.

2. Early one foggy morning, a delivery driver struggled to see through the mist as he approached McKelvain Orthodontics. Just then, he heard a faint whistling sound coming from inside the building. Curious, he peered through the window and saw an old man humming cheerfully while adjusting braces. Turns out, it was just a neighbor practicing his new whistle trick for upcoming parties. The delivery driver shook his head with a smile, thinking that sometimes even orthodontists need some dental entertainment.

3. One day, while patients were waiting for their appointments, an unusual announcement came over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, please note that due to an orthodontic emergency, all braces are now temporarily free!’ Soon, everyone rushed to the reception desk, eagerly asking if they qualified. A delivery driver even asked if he could get his teeth fixed too! The receptionist smiled and said, 'Only if you can prove you're in orthodontic distress.' That was the last time anyone tried to cheat McKelvain Orthodontics.

4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to McKelvain Orthodontics and noticed something strange: the parking lot was filled with tiny, glowing teeth. Curious, he got out of his truck only to hear a faint humming sound coming from inside. As he peered through the window, he saw rows upon rows of smiling little teeth dancing in time to the hum. Startled but amused, he knocked on the door, and an old orthodontist opened it with a twinkle in his eye. ‘Just my teeth,’ he said, “dancing to keep their alignment perfect.” The delivery driver left, shaking his head and laughing, certain that McKelvain Orthodontics would be the talk of the town—if anyone ever believed him.