About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, while checking out at Kroger, a regular noticed something unusual in his grocery bag—a small, perfectly wrapped package labeled ‘Free Sample.’ No one remembered leaving it there. As he opened it curiously, a tiny note fell out: 'Try our new chocolate chip cookies!' Turned out it was just a prank from a friendly neighborhood baker who delivered samples every week. The regular laughed and thought, 'At least they’re creative!'
2. One day at Kroger, an elderly lady asked the cashier, ‘Why does everything here taste like it’s been sitting on the shelf for ages?’ The cashier smiled and replied, 'Ma’am, that’s because most of our food is time-traveling from the future!' The old lady thought for a moment, then nodded wisely and said, 'Well, I guess that explains why they never run out of anything.' Everyone in line burst into laughter.
3. At dawn, when most people were still asleep, a delivery driver pulled up to Kroger’s loading dock with a mysterious package marked only ‘For Mr. Nobody.’ The driver placed it carefully inside and left without saying a word. Later that day, an elderly gentleman noticed a small note stuck to one of the packages: 'Dear Mr. Nobody, please accept our humble thanks for always shopping here.' Everyone laughed, realizing it was just another friendly prank from their favorite neighborhood grocery store.
4. At closing time, when only cleaning staff remained, someone found a tiny note stuck inside a box of cereal: 'Free samples tomorrow—ask for Sarah.' No one knew who Sarah was or why she left such a cryptic message. Next morning, employees waited eagerly for free samples but Sarah never showed up. Instead, they found a bag of stale cookies hidden in the dairy section with a note: ‘Sorry I’m sick today—Sarah.’