About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. A delivery driver pulled up to First Primary Care one morning and asked angrily into his radio: ‘Why do I always get stuck delivering here? It’s like no one ever leaves!’ Finally, a patient shuffled out, muttering something about their appointment being ‘from last century’. The delivery driver shook his head with a smile, thinking to himself: ‘At least someone finally left!’
2. A patient looked around puzzled as she left First Primary Care one afternoon. ‘Why did they paint “first” so big?’ As she walked out, a delivery driver chuckled and said, ‘Probably because it’s their only claim to fame.’ The patient smiled, shook her head, and muttered under her breath, ‘Next time I’ll ask for the second primary care…’
3. One foggy morning, a delivery driver approached First Primary Care with a worried look on his face. He knocked on the door several times, but no one answered. Just then, he heard a voice from inside: 'Come in, we're closed!' He opened the door cautiously and found an old man reading a newspaper, completely oblivious to everything around him. ‘Excuse me,’ said the driver gently. The man looked up, startled, and replied, “Oh, sorry about that! I thought it was lunchtime.” And with that, he went back to his paper, leaving the confused delivery guy standing there, smiling.
4. One rainy night, a delivery driver pulled up to First Primary Care and noticed something strange—a soft humming sound coming from inside the building. Curious, he peered through the window and saw dozens of tiny LED lights blinking in unison on every desk and counter. The delivery driver grinned, thinking it was some sort of new technology. He knocked gently on the door but got no response. Just as he turned around, one of the nurses popped her head out and asked if everything was okay. ‘No, ma’am,’ he replied, ‘just checking why your place is glowing like a Christmas tree!’