Expedian Urgent Care

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At night, when Expedian Urgent Care’s neon sign glowed like a beacon, a delivery driver noticed something odd. Every few minutes, an automated voice would whisper over the intercom: ‘Please wait just one more minute… your doctor will see you shortly.’ But no patients ever emerged from those doors. Curious, the delivery driver mentioned it to a neighbor who happened to be a tech-savvy teenager. They traced the sound to an old voicemail left by someone named ‘Dr. Sleepyhead,’ who apparently forgot to delete his greeting before going on vacation. The next morning, the sign switched off with a tired yawn and a sleepy whisper: “Finally…”

2. In the early morning hours, an exhausted delivery driver parked outside Expedian Urgent Care and stumbled into the waiting room. On the counter lay a strange package wrapped in brown paper—no label, no return address. A nurse approached him with a curious smile, asking what was inside. The driver shrugged, mumbling something about ‘just some papers for expedian purposes.’ After a few minutes of confusion, it turned out he’d mistakenly dropped off his own lunch order from the nearby deli!’

3. In the middle of the night, a delivery driver parked outside Expedian Urgent Care and noticed something odd on the passenger seat—a strange device wrapped in old newspaper. The delivery driver picked it up curiously, only to discover an old radio with staticky music. As he turned it on, everyone waiting inside heard ‘Good Morning!’ from the speakers—turning out to be an ancient alarm clock. The embarrassed driver apologized for the interruption, and the doctor joked, ‘Welcome to Expedian Urgent Care, where every visit is unexpected!’

4. Late one night, as Expedian Urgent Care’s neon lights flickered ominously, a delivery driver pulled up and asked the receptionist, ‘Do you guys ever close?’ The receptionist smiled and said, 'We’re here for you, day or night!' The delivery driver nodded gratefully and left, muttering something about how nice it was to know there were still places like this in town. As he drove off into the night, his friend called asking why he was taking so long—‘Just stopping by Expedian,’ he replied, ‘to get my urgent care of being hungry.’