About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At precisely 3 PM every weekday, an anonymous voice would announce over the office intercom: ‘Attention, Lawyers of Marlin Branstetter! The coffee machine is out of coffee.’ One day, a delivery driver arrived with a mysterious package labeled simply ‘Coffee’. When opened, it contained nothing but an empty bag and a note reading: ‘Marlin’s Coffee Machine: Now Serving Hot Water Only.’ A regular whispered, ‘Guess Mr. Branstetter finally retired… as his own client!’
2. In the dimly lit hallway outside Law Offices of Marlin Branstеттер, something peculiar happened daily after lunch. Every afternoon, just as the sun dipped below the skyline, a small dog would appear from nowhere and dash towards the entrance, tail wagging wildly. One day, an elderly mailman approached the receptionist, panting slightly. ‘I’ve been delivering here for years,’ he said, pointing down the hall, ‘and I swear that dog only appears when Mr. Branstetter is deep in negotiations.’ The receptionist smiled knowingly, replying, ‘Well, maybe it’s his secret legal assistant—always on time, never takes coffee breaks!’
3. In the dimly lit hallway outside Law Offices of Marlin Branstetter, someone started leaving mysterious notes on the doors. They were always written in perfect cursive and signed with just one word: ‘Justice’. One day, a delivery driver found a note reading, ‘Justice demands your package be delivered promptly.’ Everyone laughed, but he did deliver it faster than ever before. Soon enough, everyone in the neighborhood was leaving little gifts for Mr. Branstetter—just because they thought it might please Justice.
4. In the dimly lit hallway outside Law Offices of Marlin Branstetter, a delivery driver once exclaimed, ‘I’ve never seen so many briefcases that look like they’re trying to escape!’ Finally, an office janitor muttered under his breath, ‘Must be some important cases—briefcases can’t argue their own damn cases!’ And with that, he unlocked the door, ushering in another day at the law offices.