Werner Law Offices

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One day, after hours, an intern noticed something odd: every time a delivery driver approached the Werner Law Offices building, their dog started barking furiously, even though it never reacted to other people or cars. Finally, someone asked the dog what was up. Turns out, the pup just loved the delivery guy’s snacks and wanted him to stay longer for more treats. The moral? Even law offices can use a little friendly bribery now and then.

2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up outside Werner Law Offices and got out of his truck. Suddenly, from inside the building came a faint humming sound—like someone playing a ukulele very badly. Curious, he peered through the window and saw an old man hunched over a tiny instrument, eyes closed in concentration. The hum grew louder until it was joined by soft laughter—a neighbor’s cat had climbed onto the ukulele and started strumming along.

3. One afternoon, while working late, a paralegal heard a strange noise coming from the empty hallway. Curious, she peeked around the corner and saw a small dog trotting down the corridor, its tail wagging enthusiastically as if it were following some invisible treat. As she watched, the little dog turned into an old man in a suit, holding a briefcase. He nodded politely and said, 'Good evening, Ms. Paralegal. Just taking a shortcut.' She blinked a few times before realizing he was gone, replaced once more by the tiny canine. The next day, everyone brought their lunchboxes—and a leash.

4. In the early morning, before anyone else arrived, a janitor found an unusual package in the office mailroom. Curious, he opened it to discover a small, glittering statue of a gavel, accompanied by a note that read: 'For the judge who will decide your fate.' The janitor took the statue home and placed it on his desk, thinking it might bring good luck. Soon enough, every time he needed help with something, people seemed to appear out of nowhere—like a regular delivering lunch or a neighbor offering advice. Turns out, the little gavel had just attracted helpful spirits.