Lawyers Title

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Lawyers Title and asked the receptionist, 'Do you know where I can park my elephant?' The receptionist smiled and replied, ‘Why, of course! Just park it in our client’s parking lot across the street.’ The delivery driver nodded and drove off, muttering under his breath, ‘Next time I'll deliver a pony…’

2. Late one night, as a delivery driver approached Lawyers Title with a heavy box, he heard an eerie humming coming from inside the building. Curious but cautious, he peeked through the glass door and saw a shadowy figure whispering ancient-sounding words. The figure turned around, and it was just their colleague, a regular who’d forgotten his lunch again. ‘Damn it,’ he said, “I knew I should’ve brought my own sandwich!’ The delivery driver laughed and shook his head, delivering the box without another thought.

3. One day, an elderly gentleman walked into Lawyers Title and asked the receptionist, ‘Do you know where I can find someone who specializes in lost titles?’ The receptionist smiled and replied, 'We help with real estate transactions, not lost titles.' Just then, a delivery driver arrived with a package for Mr. Smith. The old man turned around and said, 'Ah, that must be my title!' Everyone laughed as he eagerly signed for his new package.

4. At midnight, a delivery driver arrived at Lawyers Title with a mysterious package. As he signed in, the intercom crackled: 'Attention, esteemed colleagues—we have a new client named Mr. Unsigned Contract.' The next morning, everyone found out that ‘Mr. Unsigned Contract’ was just an old suitcase filled with donuts—a prank from a regular who loved free pastries. The whole office had a good laugh and shared the treats.