Lincolnia Post Office

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At the Lincolnia Post Office, a delivery driver once exclaimed, 'I just delivered a package addressed to Abraham Lincoln!' The entire room fell silent for a moment before breaking into laughter. An elderly neighbor then piped up, ‘That’s funny, but I sent him an invitation to my birthday party last week!’ Everyone burst out laughing again, realizing that maybe old Abe was finally planning on dropping in.’

2. At the Lincolnia Post Office, an elderly gentleman approached the counter and asked the clerk, ‘Excuse me, ma’am, but how do I send a letter to someone who lives in the future?’ The clerk smiled gently and replied, ‘Why, you just write “Future Address” on the envelope, dear.’ The old man nodded thoughtfully, then whispered, ‘And what if they don’t answer?’ With a twinkle in her eye, she said, ‘Then it’ll be here waiting for them when they get around to it!’

3. At the Lincolnia Post Office, a young employee noticed that every Tuesday afternoon, exactly at three o’clock, a mysterious package arrived without any return address or sender’s name. One day, the curious employee dared open it and found inside… nothing but a single leaflet with an old recipe for apple pie. Since then, everyone in town started calling her ‘Apple Pie Lady,’ and whenever she delivered packages on Tuesdays, people would gather around smelling the aroma of freshly baked pies wafting through the windows. The only mystery left was whether the pie was actually any good.

4. At the Lincolnia Post Office, every Wednesday morning around 8 AM, someone started hearing the sound of faint laughter coming from inside the mail sorting room. One day, a delivery driver decided to investigate and found an old record player playing silent films with funny subtitles. From then on, everyone brought their favorite comedy reels, turning Wednesday mornings into a laugh-filled postal party.