Fifth Third Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver asked the guard at Fifth Third Bank, ‘Do you ever hear strange noises coming from the basement after hours?’ The guard shrugged and replied, 'Nah, nothing but the old pipes groaning.' The next day, they both heard a faint tune coming from below—a gentle melody of coins jingling. Turned out it was just a neighbor practicing his ukulele while waiting for the elevator.

2. One day, a customer approached the teller and asked, 'Excuse me, but why does your bank have exactly five-and-third floors?' The teller smiled and replied, ‘Well, sir, our fifth floor is actually just an elevator repairman’s office. He’s been stuck there for three days now.’ The customer laughed heartily and walked away, shaking his head with a smile.

3. One afternoon, an elderly gentleman walked into Fifth Third Bank and asked the receptionist, 'Can you please tell me how many days until the end of the world?' The receptionist looked puzzled but answered with a smile, ‘Sir, I can’t help you there.’ Then she added, ‘But if it’s any consolation, our branch is open seven days a week!’ The old man nodded thoughtfully, gave her a wink, and left without another word.

4. One evening, a neighbor knocked on the door of the Fifth Third Bank branch manager and whispered, "Did you know your ATM has a secret message for every hundredth withdrawal?" The manager, curious but cautious, decided to check it out himself. After the hundredth withdrawal that night, sure enough, there was a tiny note stuck inside: 'Thank you for using our ATM! Have a great day!' The next morning, everyone in town had a smile on their face—even the grumpiest delivery driver couldn't help but laugh.