Bank of America

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, an elderly gentleman arrived early at the Bank of America branch, carrying a large canvas bag filled with old books and newspapers. As he approached the teller window, everyone noticed something peculiar: every time he withdrew money, the amount exactly matched the number of pages in his latest purchase. Finally, after weeks of observing him, one curious employee asked if there was any connection between his withdrawals and those old books. With a twinkle in his eye, the gentleman replied, 'Oh yes, I’m just paying for my reading material!' Everyone burst into laughter, realizing that life sometimes has its own sense of humor.

2. One day, a young delivery driver pulled up to the Bank of America with a truckload of coffee. As he unloaded, he noticed something odd on the ground—an old coin, glinting in the sun. Curious, he picked it up and realized it was an ancient gold piece worth thousands. Excitedly, he rushed inside to show his boss. But when they examined it closer, it turned out to be just a golden wrapper from a nearby bakery. The delivery driver shrugged, smiled sheepishly, and said, ‘Well, at least I got free pastries today!’

3. One afternoon, a customer approached the Bank of America teller and asked, ‘Do you accept deposits in unicorn coins?’ The teller smiled politely and replied, 'We don’t handle unicorn coins here.' The customer nodded understandingly and said, 'Oh, I see. Well, maybe next time I'll bring some gold or silver?' The teller laughed warmly and answered, 'You never know!'

4. One evening, a regular walked into the Bank of America and asked the teller, 'How do I withdraw money without actually taking any out?' The teller thought for a moment and said, ‘Well, sir, you could open an account with us and then deposit some money. Then simply write yourself a check.’ The regular smiled and replied, ‘But ma’am, I don’t want to put any money in my account!’ The teller laughed and answered, ‘Then just come back tomorrow and ask again—we’ll figure something else out.’