Simone Roberts & Weiss P.A.

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. Late one night, as a delivery driver pulled up outside Simone Roberts & Weiss P.A., he noticed an eerie humming sound coming from inside the building. Curious but cautious, he peered through the window and saw nothing unusual—until he caught a whiff of freshly brewed coffee mixed with something… oddly floral.} Suddenly, a familiar voice called out from behind the door: ‘Hey, are you lost? We’re closed!’ Startled, the delivery driver turned around to see Simone herself, wearing her trademark oversized glasses and a smile wider than her office desk. ‘But I smell your truck’s coffee,’ she added, sniffing the air. The driver laughed nervously, realizing that his own morning brew had leaked into the cab—and Simone was now addicted to it.

2. Late one night, as a delivery driver pulled up outside Simone Roberts & Weiss P.A., he noticed an unusual light flickering in the window. Curious, he leaned closer and saw a shadowy figure frantically typing away on a laptop. 'What are you working on?' asked the driver softly. The figure didn't respond—just kept tapping keys with eerie precision. Finally, after several minutes of silence, the figure turned around. It was just Simone’s goldfish, staring blankly at the delivery guy through the fish tank. ‘I thought lawyers never sleep,’ chuckled the driver. The fish swam lazily back to its bowl, completely ignoring him.

3. Late one night, as a delivery driver pulled up outside Simone Roberts & Weiss, he noticed something peculiar in the back of his truck—a small wooden box wrapped in twine and sealed with wax. Curious, he took it inside, only to discover an old-fashioned pocket watch engraved with initials nobody recognized. Confused and intrigued, the delivery driver decided to keep the mysterious timepiece for himself. The next morning, while showing it off to his neighbor, they both accidentally dropped it—only to hear it chime exactly on the hour. From then on, whenever someone from Simone Roberts & Weiss received a package late at night, everyone in town would gather around to see if the magical watch appeared again. It became a quirky tradition, reminding everyone that sometimes oddities bring joy.

4. Late one night, as an unusual storm raged over downtown Chicago, a delivery driver pulled up outside Simone Roberts & Weiss P.A., shielding his eyes from the howling wind. The lights were off, but he noticed something odd: the front door stood ajar, and faint laughter drifted out into the rain-soaked streets. Curious, the delivery guy peeked inside and found two lawyers deep in discussion—one recounting a particularly tricky case, while the other dozed off, head propped on a briefcase filled with sandwiches. ‘What’s going on here?’ asked the driver. With a straight face, Simone replied, “We’re just preparing for tomorrow’s big trial…and I’m starving.”