About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. Late one night, an overworked delivery driver pulled up outside New Mexico Criminal Law Offices. The neon sign flickered ominously as he unloaded boxes into the dimly lit hallway. Suddenly, he heard a voice whispering from within: 'Hey, where do you think you're going?' The delivery driver turned pale and slowly looked around. ‘Who’s there?’ he whispered. A hoarse chuckle came from behind him. ‘Just your friendly neighborhood lawyer,’ replied a gruff voice. The next morning, everyone in town knew that New Mexico Criminal Law Offices had the best delivery service—because they always showed up on time.’
2. Late one night, a regular walked into the office and asked, ‘Why do you always close so early?’ The receptionist shrugged, not realizing she’d just become part of the local legend. ‘We close early because our clients prefer personal service,’ replied the receptionist with a smile. The regular nodded knowingly, then ordered some coffee before leaving. From that day on, anyone asking why the law offices closed early was told, “Oh, they’re just waiting for their next famous client.”
3. Late one night, a delivery driver parked outside the New Mexico Criminal Law Offices and heard a strange humming sound coming from inside. Curious but cautious, he peered through the window and saw a neon sign flickering ominously, spelling out words in a language none could understand. Suddenly, the neon letters rearranged themselves into English, flashing ‘Free Consultation Now!’ The delivery guy burst out laughing, realizing it was just another late-night advertisement. As he drove away, he waved goodbye to the sign, muttering, ‘See you next time, pal.’
4. Late one night, a delivery driver parked outside the New Mexico Criminal Law Offices. As he stretched to grab a package from the back of his truck, something peculiar happened—his cell phone started playing the theme song from ‘Law & Order.’ Suddenly, a shadowy figure appeared in the office window, waving frantically and mouthing the words, ‘Call us!’ The delivery driver looked around nervously, then shrugged and dialed their number. Inside, lawyers scrambled to answer, thinking it was just another late-night emergency case. Outside, the delivery guy grinned sheepishly as his phone stopped mid-tune, leaving only silence except for the distant sound of a TV show ending.