Epique Realty - Texas Lifestyles Group

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A delivery driver pulled up to Epique Realty one morning, puzzled by an odd item in his truck bed. Among boxes of furniture and plants sat a small wooden chest, wrapped in dusty cloth. The delivery driver looked inside curiously—just some old letters and photos from the 1950s. Turned out, it belonged to a neighbor who thought it was junk. The whole office had a good laugh that day, and now everyone knows not to throw away anything without asking first.

2. At dawn, when most Texans were still dreaming of barbecue, a delivery driver pulled up to Epique Realty perplexed by a strange sight: the front door stood wide open, as if someone had forgotten to lock it during their sleepy morning routine. Curious, he peered inside and found the office empty but for an old coffee cup and a half-eaten donut on the desk. Just then, a neighbor knocked on the door, asking why his realtor hadn’t shown up yet for breakfast. The relieved delivery guy grinned, ‘Guess I’m your new best friend!’

3. At dusk, when shadows lengthened across the streets of Austin, a delivery driver pulled up to Epique Realty puzzled by an eerie humming sound coming from inside. Curious, he cracked open the door—only to see a neighbor frantically waving his phone around, muttering something about Wi-Fi issues. Turns out, it was just another day in Austin, where everyone’s internet is as unpredictable as live music gigs.

4. At sunset, when the sky over Dallas turned fiery orange, a delivery driver pulled up to Epique Realty and froze. From inside the office came a sound like distant laughter—muffled yet unmistakably human. He knocked on the door, but no one answered. Curious, he opened the door a crack—and peered into an empty room, except for a small desk lamp glowing softly. Inside sat an old man, reading a newspaper with a satisfied smile. ‘Just checking if you’re still open,’ said the delivery driver. The man looked up, blinked, then replied, “Of course I’m here! Always ready to help those who live the Texas lifestyle.” And with that, he went back to his paper, never noticing the perplexed delivery guy.