Augusta, REALTORS

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. In the early morning fog of Augusta, Georgia, when most people were still dreaming their sweetest dreams, a delivery driver pulled up to the imposing offices of Augusta, REALTORS. Something unusual caught his eye—a tiny brass plaque on the door that read ‘Office Hours Begin When Coffee Does.’ As he entered, the scent of freshly brewed coffee filled the air, and an old gentleman emerged from behind a mahogany desk with a warm smile. 'Good morning,' he said cheerfully. 'Coffee’s just right for business.' The delivery driver exchanged a puzzled glance with a neighboring office worker who shrugged and replied, 'Welcome to Augusta, REALTORS—where coffee runs our hours!'

2. At dawn in Augusta, Georgia, a delivery driver pulled up to the REALTORS office with an unusual package. As he stepped out of his truck, he noticed something odd—all the lights were on inside, but no one seemed to be there. Curious, he opened the door and found a small note on the desk: 'Dear Delivery Man, we're working from home today. Please leave packages here.' Below was a smiley face and a phone number. Turns out, everyone was just working remotely—and the delivery guy got a new friend in the process.

3. At dawn in Augusta, Georgia, a delivery driver pulled up to the REALTORS office. The sky was just beginning to lighten as he noticed an unusual note taped to the door: ‘For sale: one mysterious package, no questions asked.’ The delivery driver grinned and opened the door. Inside, on a dusty desk, lay a small envelope with his name scribbled on it. He read aloud: 'Dear Driver, inside is your first commission check—congratulations!' A neighbor later found him asleep on the couch, still clutching the envelope, muttering about a ‘mysterious realtor who owed him big.’

4. At dusk in Augusta, Georgia, an old man walked into the REALTORS office carrying a basket filled with flowers. He approached the receptionist and asked, 'Can you help me find a house where I can plant these?' The receptionist smiled warmly and replied, ‘Why don’t you try that new development over on Pine Street? They just planted some beautiful trees there.’ The old man nodded thoughtfully, then turned around and left. A few minutes later, a delivery driver came in complaining about his truck being stuck outside because of a mysterious flowerbed. The story became a local legend—everyone knew not to park near Augusta’s newest realtor office after dark.