About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At dusk, when most supermarkets quieten down, a regular noticed something peculiar happening in the Guru Market’s produce section. As he peered closer, he saw that the apples were whispering secrets to each other, while bananas played a silent game of tag. Startled, our regular turned around and found the entire aisle watching him with curious eyes—turning out, it was just an overly enthusiastic delivery driver pretending to be a fruit impresario for his kid's birthday.}
2. At closing time, when the last customers had left, an employee heard a strange noise coming from the dairy section. Curious, she approached only to discover that a small child was laughing hysterically while pointing at the milk bottles. Upon investigating further, she saw that each bottle had a tiny sticker reading ‘Free Happiness Inside’. The child’s laughter turned out to be just a prank by one of the regulars who loved playing tricks on staff. Everyone had a good laugh over it later that night.
3. One night, while loading groceries into his car, a delivery driver asked aloud: ‘Why does everything in Guru Market seem so much heavier tonight?’ Suddenly, an old lady passing by whispered, ‘Oh dear, I think you’re feeling the weight of all our good intentions!’ The next morning, everyone found their groceries mysteriously lighter—except for that one guy who forgot to scan his avocados.
4. At midnight, when only the moonlight illuminated the parking lot, a delivery driver asked aloud: ‘Who’s been stealing all these bananas?’ Suddenly, from behind the bananas, an old voice croaked, 'Me? I’ve been taking them all right?' A neighbor emerged, wiping his hands on an apron, and added with a smile, 'They’re for my secret banana bread recipe.' The delivery driver shook his head and laughed, realizing it was just another Guru Market mystery.