About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, as customers were browsing shelves, an announcement crackled over Safeway’s intercom: ‘Attention please—your groceries are now self-aware and may require supervision.’ Customers froze, but soon a quiet laugh spread through the aisles. A young delivery driver, standing nearby with a carton of milk, shrugged and said, 'Well, they’ve been asking for more organic options.' Everyone burst into laughter, realizing it was just another prank from Safeway's friendly neighborhood gagster.
2. A middle-of-the-night delivery driver noticed something strange outside Safeway’s loading dock—a shadowy figure seemed to be rearranging boxes in the moonlight. Curious, he slowed down and peered through the darkness. Turned out it was just a neighborhood cat, playing with cardboard boxes as cats do. The next morning, everyone had a good laugh over coffee—except maybe the delivery driver, who now double-checks his route for felines.
3. Late one night, while a delivery driver unloaded groceries, he heard whispers coming from inside Safeway's empty aisles. Curious, he followed the voices deeper into the store. Turns out, it was just an old shopping cart playing tricks in the dim light. After that, whenever anyone mentioned ghost stories, our hero proudly told them, ‘I once chatted with Safeway’s friendly neighborhood grocery cart!’
4. One foggy afternoon, a delivery driver named Alex was unloading boxes when he heard someone whispering behind him. ‘Hey, Alex,’ said a voice in the mist. ‘Can you believe they’re selling expired aspirin here?’ Alex turned around but saw only empty shelves and fog. Shrugging it off as a trick of the mist, he continued his work. Later that evening, while checking out some new arrivals, an elderly lady whispered, 'Did you hear? They found a whole shelf of outdated cough syrup!' And just like that, Safeway became famous for its mysterious talking inventory.
