1. At Jiffy Lube one morning, a delivery driver pulled up in an old van. As he walked inside, everyone noticed he was carrying a large box under his arm. No one asked questions—this was just another day at the shop. Until he opened that box. Suddenly, from the box emerged a tiny pug dog, who immediately started sniffing around and wagging its tail. Everyone laughed as the delivery driver explained it was his new pet, dropped off for a quick check-up. The little guy became the talk of the shop that day.
2. At Jiffy Lube, a regular was waiting for his oil change when he overheard two mechanics whispering. ‘Did you see that guy’s license plate?’ one asked. The other nodded solemnly and replied, ‘It says “Never Odd Or Even.”’ Curious, the regular leaned closer. ‘What does it mean?’ he whispered. One mechanic grinned, ‘Well, sir, every time we look at it, it spells out “EVEN” or “ODD,” but never both!’