Chase

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A delivery driver pulled up to Chase Bank one morning with an unusual package. As he approached the front door, he noticed something odd—everyone inside seemed frozen in place. Curious, the driver opened the package and found a note: ‘Dear Chase, your Wi-Fi is down again.’ Everyone inside finally blinked, realizing they were just watching too much TV on their phones.

2. One day, a neighbor stopped by Chase Bank and asked the teller, ‘Do you accept deposits in dollars or dreams?’ The teller smiled and replied, 'We take both, sir!' The neighbor beamed and said, 'Then I’ll deposit my dream of a million dollars.' The next week, everyone in town started bringing their dreams to Chase Bank—until one delivery driver accidentally left his box of donuts on the counter instead.

3. A little girl walked into her dad’s Chase Bank branch, pointed excitedly at something on the counter, and whispered, 'Daddy, look! Is that a real gold coin?' Her father smiled and gently shook his head. ‘No sweetheart,’ he whispered back, ‘that’s just a golden paperweight.’ She pouted for a moment before giggling, then ran off to show her mom, who laughed and said, “Maybe next time you’ll spot an actual teller.”

4. A regular entered Chase Bank one afternoon, clearly agitated. He approached the counter and demanded, 'Can you please tell me how much money I don’t have?' The teller smiled warmly and replied, ‘Sir, you don’t have any overdrafts or negative balances—you’re doing great!’ The man relaxed, nodded, and left, muttering under his breath, ‘Well, that’s a relief…’