CVS Pharmacy

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. In the early morning hours, a delivery driver pulled up to CVS Pharmacy with a truckload of supplies. As he approached the entrance, he noticed something odd—a small, glowing figure standing near the front door. ‘What on earth is that?’ he whispered aloud. The glow seemed friendly, so the driver walked closer and realized it was just an old man in a reflective vest, polishing the glass doors. 'Morning!' said the neighbor cheerfully. 'Just keeping things sparkly for our customers.' The driver laughed, shook his head, and went inside, muttering, 'Another day at CVS—nothing but strange deliveries and friendly ghosts.'

2. Late one night, an anxious neighbor heard a strange humming sound coming from inside CVS Pharmacy. Curious but cautious, they peered through the window and saw something odd—a pharmacist singing along to an old cassette tape while filling prescriptions. The neighbor watched in amusement as the pharmacist belted out lyrics to some long-forgotten song. Finally, deciding to investigate further, they knocked on the door. To their surprise, the pharmacist was so absorbed that he didn’t notice until the tape ended with a loud click. With a sheepish smile, he apologized, saying, ‘Oh, hi there! Just trying to keep things interesting for our regulars.’

3. In the middle of a routine day, a pharmacist overheard a customer muttering under their breath: ‘Why does it always take so long for them to scan my Advil?’ The pharmacist smiled and said softly, ‘Because every pill has its own unique barcode.’ A moment later, an embarrassed laugh filled the air as the customer realized they’d been standing there with their phone’s flashlight on, trying to scan the same bottle again. The end.

4. At midnight, a sleep-deprived employee dozed off behind the counter while listening to an old cassette tape. Suddenly, the store PA crackled to life with a garbled message: ‘Take two aspirin and call me in the morning.’ A delivery driver arrived just then, asking for his prescription. The pharmacist jerked awake, blurted out the first thing he heard on the tape—‘Take two aspirin and call me in the morning’—and promptly passed out again. When he finally woke up, everyone was laughing so hard they had to check if he was okay.