About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Chase Bank and said to himself, ‘I wonder if they take checks from Mars?’ The teller looked puzzled for a moment, then smiled and replied, 'We don’t accept Martian checks here, but we do have some great deals on savings accounts!' The delivery driver shook his head and walked out, muttering something about interstellar banking issues. A few minutes later, a neighbor stopped by to ask if he could cash an alien money order.
2. Late one night, a security guard patrolling Chase Bank heard an odd humming sound coming from inside the vault. Curious but cautious, he approached slowly, only to discover that it was not machinery at all—just a small bird singing its heart out. As he watched, mesmerized, another voice joined in—a deep, resonant tone that seemed to come from within the safe itself. Turning around, the guard saw a janitor whistling along with the little singer. The next morning, everyone in the bank agreed that Chase had hired the best alarm system ever: a canary and his whistle-happy friend.
3. Late one night, as the last security guard locked up Chase Bank, he noticed something strange on the lobby's digital clock: it kept flashing ‘Your money is safest here—ask us for details.’ Curious, the guard approached and pressed a button. Suddenly, a voice came over the intercom: 'For real security, ask about our new VIP room!' Turns out, someone had accidentally programmed the clock with a promotional message meant only for special clients. The guard laughed it off, thinking, 'At least my job’s never boring.'
4. On a particularly foggy morning, as customers were just arriving at Chase Bank, someone noticed that the ATM screen displayed not numbers, but tiny dancing figures—like some mischievous sprite had taken over the machine. As people crowded around, trying to make sense of it, one elderly lady exclaimed, 'Why, it's little Mr. Jenkins from next door!' Soon enough, everyone agreed—they recognized their neighbors' faces waving cheerfully back at them. The dancing figures vanished when a delivery driver waved his hat in front of the camera, prompting a round of laughter and a new tradition: every Friday afternoon, Chase's ATMs would host a virtual dance party.