The UPS Store

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One day, a little boy walked into The UPS Store and asked the clerk, ‘Why does every package here look so happy?’ The clerk smiled and replied, 'Because each package has its own special journey ahead.' Just then, an excited delivery driver burst through the door, shouting, 'Hey, guess what? I just delivered a smiley-face sticker to a package!' And everyone in the store laughed, realizing that happiness is contagious—even for packages.

2. One morning, an elderly gentleman entered The UPS Store and asked the clerk with a twinkle in his eye: ‘Do you know how many packages pass through here every hour?’ The clerk smiled and shook her head, “Not exactly sure, sir.” With a twinkle in his eye, the old man leaned closer and whispered confidentially, ‘About three hundred and seventy-two!’ Everyone burst out laughing, including the delivery driver who’d just walked in. Turned out it was his daily joke—he always guessed that exact number.

3. One afternoon, a curious pug named Max followed its owner into The UPS Store. While everyone else was busy mailing packages, Max sniffed around until it found a mysterious box filled with colorful stickers. Suddenly, an excited voice called out, ‘Max! What are you doing in here?’ It was the store’s friendly manager, Mrs. Johnson. She took one look at the sticky mess on Max’s fur and laughed, saying, “I guess someone forgot to tell him that only humans can use our stickers!”

4. In the early hours of the morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside The UPS Store. As he stepped out, he noticed a strange humming sound coming from inside. He opened the door cautiously and saw an old man dancing around in circles, humming along to some unknown tune. ‘Excuse me,’ said the driver, ‘but aren’t you supposed to be closed?’ The man stopped, smiled broadly, and replied, ‘Ah, good morning! I’m just celebrating our new Wi-Fi connection.’