About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a regular noticed something odd: every time he walked past TD Bank on his way to work, an old man in a fedora would appear and disappear from the shadows near the ATM. Finally curious, our regular followed the fedora-clad figure one day—and found him slipping into the bank’s staff entrance with a box of donuts. Turns out, it was just the night security guard, trying to sneak free treats for everyone. Moral: sometimes urban legends are sweet surprises.
2. One day, an early-morning jogger passing TD Bank noticed something peculiar in the parking lot—a mysterious package wrapped in brown paper and tied with string. Curious but cautious, they left it be and continued running. Later that morning, a delivery driver arrived to drop off some boxes. Spotting the package, he joked, ‘Hey, looks like someone’s been saving up for a surprise party!’ Turns out it was just old newspapers from the cleaning crew. Everyone had a good laugh—except maybe the jogger, who missed their usual route.
3. A customer complained to her friend over coffee one afternoon: ‘Every time I walk into TD Bank, the ATM greets me with the same joke: “Welcome back, Mr. Bond! Need some cash for your next mission?”’ Another day, another visit from a delivery driver who asked if everything was alright every time he saw the same sign. Finally, an elderly lady chimed in, ‘Son, that machine’s been flirting with you since last week!’ Everyone burst out laughing, realizing the ATM had developed quite the charming personality.
4. One night, after hours, a delivery driver pulled up to TD Bank and noticed something unusual on the security camera feed. The next morning, everyone in town was talking about it. Upon closer inspection, the delivery driver saw that someone had drawn a mustache on every single ATM face. It turned out to be a prank by a neighborhood artist, who left a note saying, ‘TD Beard Bank—now with more character!’