About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Kits Stamps Plus, a regular once asked the clerk, ‘Why does every stamp here look like it’s been through the washing machine?’ The clerk smiled and whispered conspiratorially, ‘Oh, that’s because they’ve been dipped in special ink that makes them waterproof.’ The regular nodded knowingly, thinking he’d finally solved the mystery—until he tried to mail his package and discovered the stamps didn’t stick to anything.
2. A little girl walked into Kits Stamps Plus one morning, her eyes wide with wonder as she pointed at a colorful envelope on display. "Mommy," she whispered, "why is that envelope talking?" The postal clerk smiled and shook his head, knowing better than to explain the quirky antics of their animated mailer. The clerk chuckled softly, glancing at the small crowd gathering around them. 'It's just our old friend,' he said, pointing towards an unassuming package nearby. 'He likes to entertain kids when they come in.' A few minutes later, another customer—a delivery driver—walked up and asked curiously, 'Is it always like this?' With a smile, the clerk replied, “Oh yes, it's part of the charm.”
3. At Kits Stamps Plus, late one night, an employee heard a strange humming noise coming from the back room. Curious but cautious, they peeked inside and found no one—just rows of stamps whispering softly to each other. Suddenly, a nearby stamp exclaimed, ‘Finally, someone’s here to lick us!’ The employee burst out laughing, realizing it was just their imagination playing tricks. From then on, whenever anyone entered, the stamps seemed to greet them with quiet whispers, as if saying, ‘Welcome to our little world.’
4. At Kits Stamps Plus, during slow afternoons, the postal worker would occasionally announce over the intercom: 'Attention please—we’ve received a special shipment of stamps from outer space!' Regulars never failed to laugh and grab their envelopes. One day, an excited delivery driver rushed in, yelling into his walkie-talkie: ‘Hey everyone, I just picked up a package labeled “Alien Communication Device”!’ The whole place erupted in laughter as the postal worker calmly replied over the intercom: ‘Alright folks, it’s time for our daily alien stamp delivery.’ A regular poked his head out and asked, ‘Do you think they’ll ever send us real ones?’ The worker grinned and said, ‘Who knows? Maybe next week we get a message saying “Earthlings owe us stamps.”’