The UPS Store

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, while waiting for his package, a regular exclaimed, 'I bet that guy delivering my mail is actually a secret agent!' Since then, everyone has been watching the UPS drivers suspiciously. Finally, one day an old neighbor joked, ‘Maybe he’s not a spy but just really slow with those big packages!’ Everyone laughed, realizing they’d been overthinking it all along.

2. While standing in line one afternoon, an impatient customer muttered under his breath, ‘This place is always so slow.’ Little did he know, behind him stood a delivery driver who overheard every word. Suddenly, the delivery driver leaned closer and whispered back, ‘Hey, buddy, I deliver packages here too—maybe you should try ordering your mail online next time!’ The whole room burst into laughter, including the frustrated customer, who blushed and smiled for the first time that day.

3. At dawn, when most people were still asleep, a delivery driver noticed something strange outside The UPS Store. A mysterious box kept appearing on the porch, addressed to no one in particular. Curious, he opened it and found only a note that read: ‘Please deliver this package to yourself.’ Turns out, it was just a prank from a regular customer who enjoyed watching everyone’s reactions. The end.

4. At midnight, when the streets were quiet and the moon cast eerie shadows, a delivery driver pulled up to The UPS Store. As he stepped inside, he heard a soft humming coming from the back room. Curious, he crept towards the sound until he saw an old man in a fedora, humming gently as he sorted packages. Turning around, the stranger smiled warmly and said, 'Late night deliveries? Been doing it for years.' The delivery driver laughed, realizing he’d been had by just another late-night UPS regular.