About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver arrived at Robertson Tire with an unusual load: a giant rubber chicken. As he unloaded it, several neighbors stopped by to ask if they needed new tires for their chickens too. The owner smiled and explained that it was just a promotional gag gift from the manufacturer. A regular customer then joked, ‘Maybe next time you can bring us a tire in the shape of a cow!’ Everyone laughed, and soon enough, Robertson Tire became known around town as the place where even your livestock could get some wheels.
2. One day, a curious neighbor asked the staff at Robertson Tire: ‘Why does your tire rack sometimes look like it’s dancing?’ With a twinkle in his eye, one worker replied, 'Well, sir, our tires are just showing off their best moves!' Another employee chimed in, 'Actually, it's because of that old fan overhead—it's been wobbling ever since a delivery driver accidentally nudged it.' The neighbor shook his head and walked away, muttering something about strange mechanics.
3. One afternoon, while customers were browsing tires inside Robertson Tire, a voice crackled over the intercom: ‘Attention everyone—we’ve just received our newest shipment: tires that never go flat!' Customers looked at each other in disbelief as the intercom repeated the announcement. A regular whispered, 'Finally, no more tire changes!' The delivery driver shrugged and said, 'I guess we'll see how these hold up.' By evening, every car in town had new tires from Robertson Tire—and not one of them needed air for weeks.
4. At night, when Robertson Tire closed its doors, a faint humming sound could be heard coming from within. Employees dismissed it as old machinery, but one curious customer insisted it sounded like someone whistling. Finally, an old delivery driver confessed that he’d been whistling along to his favorite tunes while stocking tires late at night. The humming was just him, serenading the tires until dawn broke.