Express Oil Change & Tire Engineers

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A delivery driver pulled up to Express Oil Change one morning, muttering under his breath. ‘Why does it always take so long here?’ he asked no one in particular. Suddenly, the mechanic whistled sharply and pointed towards the car’s tire. The driver leaned closer—was that really… a smiley face drawn on the rubber? The driver scratched his head, then laughed. ‘Must be some new marketing gimmick,’ he muttered. As he drove off, the mechanic winked at his colleague and whispered, ‘Hey, maybe next time we should draw a frowny face for bad tires!’

2. One day, an unusual announcement crackled over Express Oil Change’s intercom: ‘Attention, tire engineers—your latest customer just drove off without paying!’ As the intercom buzzed again, a voice added with a twinkle: ‘And don’t forget to check the air pressure on your way out!’ The tire engineers exchanged knowing glances and went back to work, laughing softly. It seemed that some customers were forever trying to sneak past their friendly but relentless tire experts.

3. Late one night, a neighbor heard a strange humming coming from Express Oil Change's workshop. Curious, they peeked inside and saw a row of tires dancing in perfect rhythm to an unseen band. The neighbor watched mesmerized until one tire suddenly tripped over another, causing a brief moment of chaos before everyone settled down again. Smiling, the curious observer decided to visit Express Oil Change regularly just to catch more performances. The next morning, no one mentioned anything unusual—except maybe a slightly dazed delivery driver who swore his tires were talking to him.

4. At dawn, a small boy walked into Express Oil Change, pointing excitedly at the ceiling. His mother shrugged it off until she saw the same glint in her husband’s eyes later that day. Turns out, an LED light had malfunctioned and was casting strange reflections around the shop. A regular customer noticed it first and thought it looked like a disco ball from his kid's birthday party. By lunchtime, everyone in town knew about the 'secret disco tire change'—even though no music played.